St. Andrew’s Home School

All you visitors should be ashamed of yourselves. Lurking and never saying hi or introducing yourselves. I don’t bite. I am a nice person. So why don’t you say hello when you pass through? Seriously. I know you were here. I know for lots of reasons, but lets talk about the most obvious right now. See that meta-data under that title of each post? That’s the little information about each post. It tells the date and time of each post. It tells how many comments were made and how many times the post has been viewed as a single page click through (that means how many of you clicked the title or comment link to read the whole post). And look at all those posts with views in the 20’s and 30’s and not a single one of you have said hello.

That could may a girl real self-conscious. I mean I take a shower everyday. I wear deodorant and brush my teeth. I don’t shave my legs everyday, but I promise not to offend - I wear long pants if I decide not to shave on a given day. But that doesn’t mean that if I’m wearing long pants that I didn’t shave. I’m just sayin’. I mean every girl’s gotta have a day off every once in a while right.

But I digress. So what gives, ladies (and gentlemen)? Why won’t you comment?

Well, I’ve installed this nifty little plugin called . . .
. . . CommentLuv to help entice you to throw me a bone every now and then. I use this plugin on my personal blog and it’s awesome! Each time you leave a comment for me to read and respond to you will get a link back to your own blog as well. See, this isn’t just the link from the comment-author link. No, this is much better. This link will actually give the title of your last blog post and list it after your comment.

Go ahead and try it. Go ahead. I’ll wait. I’m not going anywhere. Well, I might go get a cup of coffee while you type, but seriously, I’ll wait. I will warn you though, if it is the first time you have commented on this blog your comment will go to moderation. But that’s what you get for not commenting before now. All those views and not a single comment. For shame! I have that view reader plugin set not to display my views or any views or hits from bots, strictly from visitors. So see, I know you were here.

It’s like that old joke “How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?”

He left his footprint in the peanut butter. *ba-dum-ching!*

See, you’ve all left your footprints in my peanut butter, but none of you will ‘fess up. Come on, confession is good for the soul. Who is going to be first?